The Adequate Blog

1. Yet Another Guy With a Dumbeck
2. The Woad Warrior
3. Here Are Her Breasts, The Lady Will Be Along Shortly
4. 13 Year Old Girl Going on 40
5. 13 Year Old Guy Trying to Look A Hip, Suave 25
6. The Guy Who Looks Like Jack Sparrow
7. The Guy Who Thinks He Looks Like Jack Sparrow
8. Person With An Anatomically Inappropriate Vegetable
9. Girl With An Object Jammed Down Her Cleavage
10. The Man With One Joke (see 8, 9)
11. Pointing Hawker
    (note: NOT the Original Pointing Hawker from Black Point. You know who you are and you are a wonderful human being)
12. Hawker Pointing at Pointing Hawker
13. Poorly Supervised Participant Children Trying To Sell You A Rock / Hawk to Participants / Take Over Your Show
14. The Man With the Six Foot Drinking Horn
15. The Man With the Ludicrous Codpiece
16. The Leather Breechcloth and his lady, Chainmailbikinigirl
17. Naked Enough As To Make No Difference
18. Drunk at 9am (possibly just Not Sober From Last Night)
19. Another Person Playing The Bones, Poorly
20. The Dreaded Ocarina (partner of 19)
21. The Mad Hugger!
22. The Very Clever Non-Renaissance Costume
23. Another Beggar in Burlap
24. Their Own Private Pagan Festival
25. It’s Also Their Burning Man Outfit!
26. Loudly Declaring Anyone Doing Anything Unusual Is A Witch!
27. … actually IS a witch, thankyouverymuch!
28. Seven Foot Long Sword, No Idea How To Handle It
29. Bells. Everywhere. On Everything.
30. Surly Goth Teen Brought Here by Parents
31. Perky Goth Teen Having Time of her Life!
32. Bewildered, Overwhelmed Child Here For the First Time
    (Be nice to this one - this is where new Rennies come from!)
33. $20 costume, $400 boots
    (Guilty as charged in 1994, mate!)
34. Gandalf, accompanied by Dumbledore and / or Merlin
35. Tall man. Boots. Beard. Hat. Big Tankard.

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