Mar 25 2009
Random Epigrams
- No matter where you are, the Parade is always coming right at you.
- Dust. Water. They’re everywhere. Get used to it.
- If everyone around you is shouting, react silently. This will cause people to pay attention to you.
- It’s not raining on you, it’s raining on everybody.
- You can attract more attention to yourself with a shortbread cookie than with a $300 costume (or massive cleavage).
- A “Faire Find” is someone else’s loss. How you handle this fact is entirely up to you.
- If you don’t take yourself seriously, you’ll be suprised at how many peope do.
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