Mar 27 2009
More Random Epigrams
- No one cares about who you used to be at Faire. They’re concerned with you are are now.
- Remember that weeks and sometimes entire months go by between weekends at Faire, and that during this time, something called “life” happens.
- Damp haybales don’t dry out if you’re sitting on them.
- Going to restaurants in costume begins to pale after a decade
- If you can’t figure you who they’re yelling at to “make way” - it’s you
- When in doubt, if they’re well dressed they’re “my lord” or “my lady”, if they’re in peasant garb, they’re “good coz” if they’re customrs, go with “my lord” or “my lady” again.
- When in doubt among the nobles, gibber and grovel. Works wonders.
- It takes more skill to fail spectacularly than to succeed in a dull manner.
- Never underestimate the power of a well-timed spit-take
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Adding:
even if she is the queen, chin up, you’re an Englishman, make eye contact. It shows respect.